CHARLIE:          (wakes up, looks at Lindsay) What’s going on?

LINDSAY:          (she looks at him) Nothing, go back to sleep.

CHARLIE:          Obviously something is up (grabs his head in pain) Ow my head,

LINDSAY:          That’s what you get for drinking all that liquor.

CHARLIE:          Where’s Emily?

LINDSAY:          She’s upstairs asleep
CHARLIE:          Can you go wake her up? I need to go somewhere, and she’s the only one with a car

LINDSAY: Go yourself.

CHARLIE:          Fine (he gets off the sofa and goes up the stairs)

LINDSAY:          Finally, I was getting bored of that drunk

CHARLIE:          (offstage) GET UP! I need to go to the store and buy some new shoes

EMILY:          (offstage) You already have shoes

CHARLIE:          (offstage) But these shoes suck, they are all bleh and meh.

EMILY:          (offstage) If I go will you leave me alone?

CHARLIE:          (offstage) Yeah I’ll go home… ow ow damn you hangover.

EMILY:          (offstage) That’s what you get (enters stage putting on sweater, sees Lindsay) I’m off with my bozo brothers to buy shoes, want anything.

LINDSAY:          I’m fine, have fun

EMILY:          (Yells to Charlie Offstage) Let’s Go! I’m not going to wait forever.

CHARLIE:          (Offstage) Hey sis, since when were you a size C cup?

EMILY:          (runs off stage, Offstage) Give me that! (re-enters pulling Charlie by the ear) Let’s go

CHARLIE:          OW OW OW, alright alright (escapes her grasp and they walk off stage, yells back) Seeya Lindsay!

(Alex goes up to the door with a letter, he drops it on the porch knocks on the door and runs off)

LINDSAY:          Who could that possibly be? (she stands up opens the door) Hello? (sees the letter and she picks it up and reads) For Lindsay’s Eyes only? Who could-- Alex.

(lights dim and the curtain falls, Spotlight on Alex as he walks on and looks out to the back of the audience)

ALEX:          Dearest Lindsay, ( he puts his stuff down) I’m writing this letter to tell you, as long as your happy I’ll be happy. But I ask you please reconsider your actions, you may end up hurting Ronnie worse if you don’t dump him now. I’ve just quit the mongrels, I have to leave as they are now hunting me down. I will be in Missouri somewhere where they won’t find me. If you come looking for me ask for Donovan at a small pub named Donovan’s. Ask him for a person named Roger Xanders, he’ll tell you where I am. Goodbye for now, my love.
          I BITE MY TONGUE ANOTHER PERFECT TIME
          I'D DO ANYTHING TO MAKE HER HAPPY,
          EVEN IF IT MEANS MY BEING MISERABLE AS LONG AS SHE'S LOVING LIFE

          I WILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT, WITH A SMILE UPON HER FACE
          I WILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT, WITH A SMILE UPON HER FACE
          THE THOUGHT OF HER SMILE AND NOT BEING THERE
          MY INNER FEELINGS WOULD BE SHATTERED
          A PIECE OF GLASS PUNCTURED IN MY HEART
          I'M BLEEDING FROM THE INSIDE

          I WILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT, WITH A SMILE UPON HER FACE
          I WILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT, WITH A SMILE UPON HER FACE
          AS LONG AS SHE'S PERFECTLY FINE
          AS LONG AS SHE'S PERFECTLY FINE
          AND SOMEDAY SHE WILL BE MINE

          I WILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT
          WITH A SMILE UPON HER FACE
          AS LONG AS SHE'S PERFECTLY FINE
          I HOPE SHE'S PERFECTLY FINE
          AND SOMEDAY SHE WILL BE MINE
(PICKS UP HIS BAG OF STUFF AND RUNS OFF STAGE, LIGHTS OUT)